Suck Ass Poems

The yellow dog
who ran into the fog
tripped over a clog
tried to eat a hog
slumped over a log
from too much egg nog

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the cat
is on
the mat
with a hat
and a bat
ready to scat
another rat
with a fat mat
where he sat
and wanted to chat
poor cat
with his bat
on the mat
with a hat
and a bat
next to a rat
who sat
and wanted to chat

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Water

Here I sit, realise
All I see through tired eyes
Is a list of whys?

The same, the sameness
Surrounds me, drying my aged
Sensibilities.

Nothing excites now,
Not even prospects of sail
Water or dinghy.

"My minds' not right."

Cinema

When I was a boy
I dreampt I saw the whole world
Ripped apart in two

A gigantic man
Strode upon each fractured part
And laughed at my fears

That poured out as tears
From the cinema of my
Childhood nightmare world.

Pallete

Why did I bother
Getting out of bed today?
I could still be there

Lost in a never-
Ending dream, colours, light, air
Mixed like an artist's

Pallete, often blurred,
Often unclear, but always
Bright, lively, hopeful.